Friday, 30 September 2016

The types - II

For a post couple of days earlier (The types), I was receiving comments like "Kya ye excel dump, data n logic.... write something for general yaar!" So... here it is....

Now here is the pic of a simple puzzle... Not so simple though! Just saying... :P

As you can see, there are 8 identical balls and a weighing scale. Now one of the balls is slightly heavier than the other seven. What you have to do is just to find out which one it is! Easy right? What if you have only two chances! Yeah, just two chances, find out the heavy ball.

And of course here is the general situation... There will be three kind of people...

1) People who would say its just not possible after a few attempts.. maybe even without giving it a try...

2) People who would think a bit, even get the first step right, but get stuck on the second step... again thinking for a while, realise what a silly mistake it was and getting the answer, or even maybe not.. but getting at least the first step right would put you into second category.

3) Now these are the people who would look over the puzzle, maybe think for a couple of seconds and say, "Ah! Just a piece of cake.. Here's how you do it!"

I don't think I need to describe the categories again! ;)

But here's something for the ladies out there!!! I don't know whether or not you have heard about the term 'sapiosexual', but if you can solve this puzzle in about 90 seconds, yeah... You are Hot!... like super hot to me! ;)

What about me? Well I was again the one in the second category, but able to solve it... :)

And yes, for the ones in the first category, Click here to get the solution...! :)

Monday, 26 September 2016

Hey there!

The world is a stage and you are the star of the silver screen... You've got to perform! But at the end of the day, what you are is just an ordinary person... with hopes n dreams, lives n loves, every bit in real...
People often tell me that they don't understand me... To them - "If you don't, maybe you are not meant to!" :P

There are a few things that you should know about me though...

- I'm the nicest rude person you'll ever meet!
- I don't give a damn about anything but at the same time I care about a lot...
- I hate people, but I develop crushes easily.. :/
- I even hate myself but still I consider myself fabulous!
- I need some serious help! :P

Cos after all, it's me! N there's only one 'me' in this whole world.. ;) n even if this much can't clear you up.... I'll catch you later maybe... :P

The types

Last day at the office during regular work, I couldn't help but notice one senior constantly applying his manual efforts in a huge excel dump... To be precise, what he was doing was entering one empty row after each row of data. There were almost a couple of thousand rows and it had been almost 15 mins that he was continuously pressing the same key combinations again and again... I came up with a simple logic that would solve the problem and all of his happiness that he was about to complete went in vain... :D
Anyways.. that's not the topic for now. What happened next was that another lady just came up.. saw what he was doing and said what did he even need to do all that stuff for when all the calculations could be made with a mere another logic.. and there.. my happiness of beating that senior went down.. :P

So the conclusion is- There are three types of people... keeping the efforts as constant...

1) Like the one entering the empty rows... Work continuously, but the results are still lacking at the end.

2) Like me.. (Only in this case.. otherwise there's nobody like me.. :P ) Come up with a little logic and leave the rest to work.. never seem working, but the results are still up to the mark :D

And 3) The one like the lady.. put pressure only in the head.... N leave the body for rest, finishing the job in a couple of minutes and enjoy... these people actually have the potential to rule...! :P

Nevertheless, the world is a rainbow and there are plenty of colours... I'm still trying to get in the third category. Which one are you in! :D

Sunday, 18 September 2016

A general note!

Hola people! Hope you're all doing well.... I've been lately receiving some comments for lame posts.. (like ultra lame.. I know :P), but thanks anyways for tolerating them despite of how shitty they are at times... :P and also for making the count reach to 1402. Nothing specific, just that I like the number :D

and yeah... have a great day ahead! :)

Saturday, 17 September 2016

Just a smile... :)

People assume things easily... Tell them what they want to hear and they would believe it no matter what the truth is. Tell them something they don't and they won't believe no matter how true it is...

Most of them didn't care, the ones who even did a little bit couldn't know him well enough! He was just a hapless romantic amongst a crowd indifferent.. Just couldn't say the word to the one ever...

Heard someone talking, "Just smile once and he would probably fall in love with you..." It was time to change the opinion after all.....!

Edit: It's not 'hopeless' or 'helpless'... its hapless H-A-P... Please!!! :P

Tuesday, 6 September 2016

A new story...

It was the night of celebration, the only thing he could see amongst the crowd was one single face. He couldn't help but stare at the so simple, yet full of elegance, her face... the enthusiasm in her dance... the happiness reflecting with every glance... with every single move, he was just being attracted to her more and more...

*Late night conversation*
*She: Yeah, you're different from others...*
*He (in mind): and you are different from every single damn girl out there!*

Was this a new beginning or just one more illusion? Stay tuned for updates… ;)

Monday, 5 September 2016

Happy Teachers day!

Wishing the teachers has always been a part of 5th September... Conventionally, a teacher is anyone who you learn something from, implicitly or explicitly… It's not about school or college or universities… the only thing matters is what you learn... Be it some professor or the elders right next door or even a small kid!

So, on this auspicious day, to all those who made me learn some thing or the other, the basis which I stand today where I am and as who I am… Wish you a very Happy Teachers' Day! 

And yes, heartiest wishes of Ganesh Chaturthi to everyone reading this too! (Even to the ones not reading this.... Everyone!) :)